- It's not so hard to smuggle reefer on an airplane.
- Duct tape makes me itchy.
- It may be lonely at the top, but it sure is crowded in the middle.
- You've got to know when to hold 'em, especially when it comes to petty slot machines and your last five bucks.
- Prime rib dinner only 9.99.
- The American Dream smells a lot like stale cigar smoke and perfumed farts.
- The dumber people are, the more they will try to school you on things they know very little about.
- Egos are fragile.
- A friend with weed is a friend indeed, even if there are subtle signs of pathology.
- Hope is for suckers.
I definitely prefer my iniquities without the bright lights and bold-faced lies. Dimly-lit, surreptitious mistruths and despair are more my style. Boston, you're my home.