Stupid joke that, yes, I made up #68
Q: What do you get when everything that can possibly go wrong goes wrong with a mayonnaise and cabbage mixture?
A: Murphy's Slaw!*
*Don't hate me because I'm hilarious.
Where the magic of mythical beasts and the casual atmosphere of the shack meet. [Essentially an archive, abandoned and fallen to ruin, but occasionally not forgotten.]
Tuesday, November 16, 2004
Tuesday, November 02, 2004
Campaign 2005
The Unicorn Shack is sponsoring a new grassroots organization in the year 2005 targeting middle school and high school teenagers across America to inform and integrate them into the largest growing demographic in America:
The "Come Be Gay" Campaign
We're recruiting and attempting to convert your children to homosexuality. It's not always an easy task, so we're enlisting the help of actual homosexuals to spread their gayness through focus groups and skin contact. We'll be beginning on the East coast and traveling west across the Bible Belt.
Coming to your child's school soon!
The "Come Be Gay" Campaign
We're recruiting and attempting to convert your children to homosexuality. It's not always an easy task, so we're enlisting the help of actual homosexuals to spread their gayness through focus groups and skin contact. We'll be beginning on the East coast and traveling west across the Bible Belt.
Coming to your child's school soon!
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